003 @ ANON TEXT (Backdated 9/14)

[gyaooon]

[Good day, network. Today another anonymous text is sent out, as its owner thinks that an okay birthday present would be some advice.]

Hello, everyone. Since no one can tell who is sending what, I thought it would be a good time to talk about my problem. You see, I've been pretending to be a girl, and everyone thinks I am one. Well...

I'm really a man. （ーー；）

It's becoming really hard to hide it, especially when I'm travelling with my friends. Sometimes I wonder if I should tell someone, but I don't want people to laugh at me or think I'm a pervert or something. It's not my choice! Really!!

Um, I guess I should explain why I'm pretending to be a girl, huh? Well, long story short, I accidentally got a job where I have to. No one knows besides my bosses and a family member...

Anyway, I need advice on how to hide this better! I've come too close to being found out several times... It's very stressful!

Comments

[anon text]

[gyaooon]

I know, right? I'm like that protagonist who gets tossed around by life and all the women around him. (´･_･`) To be honest, I'm pretty used to pretending to be a girl... It kind of scares me sometimes.

I don't have any specific areas in mind that I'd like to ask about... I guess maybe I'm just frustrated that I can't tell anyone, so I'm using this to vent? Yeah. It's really hard to improve my manliness when I have to worry about if I'm girly enough or not. ＿|￣|○

[anon text]

[combat_butler]

That's definitely a bad thing to get used to! (ﾟﾛﾟ；) I would begin to question my entire character if my life came to that.
Still, there's nothing wrong with venting! (ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ
It sounds like you have a big conflict of interest... Do you wear a wig while posing as a girl? If you do, you could try wearing a different one as a disguise to work on being manly in... ヽ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ

[anon text]

[gyaooon]

See?! You understand! Though... I think I might know who you are now, anon. （ーー；）

I don't wear a wig or anything. I guess I'm just so girly looking that all I need is a dress? How depressing...(┳Д┳) Anyway! I did discover that people can't recognize me when I wear my glasses! I usually wear contacts as a girl...

[anon text]

[combat_butler]

Oh. . . Well, it's not a bad thing if you can figure me out. It would be more worrying if someone could pin you. （￣Д￣）　＝３
That really is depressing... (×□×；)
Yet you have a Clark Kent aura when wearing glasses? That could be useful! Especially if you dress completely different... You should test it out a bit if you're feeling brave.

[anon text]

[gyaooon]

I've only tested it on one person... But she's kind of dense, so it might just be her. I don't think I'm brave enough to try... orz

it's not fair. even a guy i know that's as girly as me thinks i'm a girl. why does my life have to be so hard... (TAT)

[anon text]

[combat_butler]

The dense ones are always easy to deal with... yet at the same time they can be the most difficult. （ー○ー）

. . . Why is it that seeing that makes me both nervous regarding all the girls I know and slightly insulted... ＿|￣|○

[anon text]

[gyaooon]

They really are... No matter how oblivious she is, most of the times I almost have my cover blown is because of her. (u_u);;

It's just your imagination and probably a coincidence, anon. [Never mind that this anon mentioned that they might know your identity.]

[anon text]

[combat_butler]

Due to things like her not realizing the boundaries you want to set, right? Or going for skinship when that would just be. . . （‐ω‐；；）

I'm not so sure. . . I think it's probably for the best if I don't think about it too hard.

[anon text]

[gyaooon]

Yes, it's probably better if you don't. For your own sanity.

Yeah, skinship is just the worse. Especially when I have to wear a swimsuit... (-A-)=3 It doesn't help that she is really fond of playing sumo too.