gyaooon: ([boy] I'M TOTALLY NOT RYO...)
Ryo Akizuki ([personal profile] gyaooon) wrote2012-09-15 03:04 pm

003 @ ANON TEXT (Backdated 9/14)

[Good day, network. Today another anonymous text is sent out, as its owner thinks that an okay birthday present would be some advice.]

Hello, everyone. Since no one can tell who is sending what, I thought it would be a good time to talk about my problem. You see, I've been pretending to be a girl, and everyone thinks I am one. Well...

I'm really a man. (ーー;)

It's becoming really hard to hide it, especially when I'm travelling with my friends. Sometimes I wonder if I should tell someone, but I don't want people to laugh at me or think I'm a pervert or something. It's not my choice! Really!!

Um, I guess I should explain why I'm pretending to be a girl, huh? Well, long story short, I accidentally got a job where I have to. No one knows besides my bosses and a family member...

Anyway, I need advice on how to hide this better! I've come too close to being found out several times... It's very stressful!
fullmoonfortune: (Ⅱ. and i'll do it over and over again)

[anonymous text]

[personal profile] fullmoonfortune 2012-09-16 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, that sounds really tough... (´︵`) Do you really have to keep it a secret? I think it'd be a lot easier if you just told people...

[ryoji stop you're part of the problem --]
combat_butler: (What do you mean by "gigolo"?)

[anon text]

[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-09-16 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds like the kind of thing you only hear about in manga... ( ̄〜 ̄;)
Though I can kind of relate.
Is there any area in particular you need help improving on?
colorsofthewind: (why is there a waffle up there?)

[ anon text ]

[personal profile] colorsofthewind 2012-09-16 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Is there a reason you must keep up the charade here of all places? This isn't your home, and I am certain you could find people who would understand.
impulsives: (pic#4713281)

[anon text]

[personal profile] impulsives 2012-09-16 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hm...]

... :|a depends, which areas do you want to improve in?

[If it's something regarding manliness, he might be able to help-!]
Edited 2012-09-16 18:24 (UTC)
foolishwren: it turns out no one appreciated me saying "You got it, boss!" in an old-timey henchman voice every time anybody told me to do something (got kicked out of the BDSM scene)

[anon text]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-09-17 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
if your bosses know about it then why did you keep pretending???

i mean if they just let you keep the job anyway...
darkenedgales: (DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT)

[anonymous text]

[personal profile] darkenedgales 2012-09-17 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
you WHAT

[Don't worry, he will have some useful advice for you... maybe. After the initial shock wears off, because for the love of all the gods he's ever met, WHAT DID HE JUST READ.]