003 @ ANON TEXT (Backdated 9/14)

[gyaooon]

[Good day, network. Today another anonymous text is sent out, as its owner thinks that an okay birthday present would be some advice.]

Hello, everyone. Since no one can tell who is sending what, I thought it would be a good time to talk about my problem. You see, I've been pretending to be a girl, and everyone thinks I am one. Well...

I'm really a man. （ーー；）

It's becoming really hard to hide it, especially when I'm travelling with my friends. Sometimes I wonder if I should tell someone, but I don't want people to laugh at me or think I'm a pervert or something. It's not my choice! Really!!

Um, I guess I should explain why I'm pretending to be a girl, huh? Well, long story short, I accidentally got a job where I have to. No one knows besides my bosses and a family member...

Anyway, I need advice on how to hide this better! I've come too close to being found out several times... It's very stressful!

Comments

[anonymous text]

[fullmoonfortune]

Wow, that sounds really tough... (´︵`) Do you really have to keep it a secret? I think it'd be a lot easier if you just told people...

[ryoji stop you're part of the problem --]

[anonymous text]

[gyaooon]

Out of the question. My whole career relies on being the cutest girl I can be. It's a long story, but it's part of the path to make myself manlier...

Plus, I'm afraid people might laugh at me or call me a pervert... I think living with that would be ten times worse that what I have to go through now.

[anonymous text]

[fullmoonfortune]

Oh... (~_~;) Well, I guess I'll try my best to help you out, in that case!! (`･ω･´)ゞ How have you almost been found out so far, Anonymous-kun?

[anonymous text]

[gyaooon]

Well, I have some specific incidents, but I'm worried that I might get found out if I say them here!(_　_|||) I will say that the hardest times were when my friends wanted to take a bath with me in the hot spring and the time one of my friends saw me when I haven't dressed up for work! I can't believe I'm still alive!

[anonymous text]

[fullmoonfortune]

(・_・;) It sounds tough! Hmm.... (´｀;)ヾ？ Are they violent people? You don't really have to come out to everyone, but I don't think it's wise to keep this kind of thing from your co-workers... It'll be a lot worse if you wait.

[anon text]

[combat_butler]

That sounds like the kind of thing you only hear about in manga... （￣〜￣；）
Though I can kind of relate.
Is there any area in particular you need help improving on?

[anon text]

[gyaooon]

I know, right? I'm like that protagonist who gets tossed around by life and all the women around him. (´･_･`) To be honest, I'm pretty used to pretending to be a girl... It kind of scares me sometimes.

I don't have any specific areas in mind that I'd like to ask about... I guess maybe I'm just frustrated that I can't tell anyone, so I'm using this to vent? Yeah. It's really hard to improve my manliness when I have to worry about if I'm girly enough or not. ＿|￣|○

[anon text]

[combat_butler]

That's definitely a bad thing to get used to! (ﾟﾛﾟ；) I would begin to question my entire character if my life came to that.
Still, there's nothing wrong with venting! (ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ
It sounds like you have a big conflict of interest... Do you wear a wig while posing as a girl? If you do, you could try wearing a different one as a disguise to work on being manly in... ヽ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ

[anon text]

[gyaooon]

See?! You understand! Though... I think I might know who you are now, anon. （ーー；）

I don't wear a wig or anything. I guess I'm just so girly looking that all I need is a dress? How depressing...(┳Д┳) Anyway! I did discover that people can't recognize me when I wear my glasses! I usually wear contacts as a girl...

[ anon text ]

[colorsofthewind]

Is there a reason you must keep up the charade here of all places? This isn't your home, and I am certain you could find people who would understand.

[ anon text ]

[gyaooon]

Because a lot of people from my world are here, and I arrived with a few of them. I had the misfortune of arriving dressed as a girl still, so I had no choice in the matter.

I don't really want to be laughed at.

[ anon text ]

[colorsofthewind]

Are these people your friends? If so, I don't think they would laugh at you.

[ anon text ]

[gyaooon]

Yes, they are. Do you really think they'll be okay if I told them...? Some of them reacted badly when they found out one of my friends was an accidental crossdresser, so I'm worried...

[anon text]

[impulsives]

[Hm...]

... :|a depends, which areas do you want to improve in?

[If it's something regarding manliness, he might be able to help-!]

[anon text]

[gyaooon]

[what]

You don't think it's weird at all? (TAT)

[anon text]

[impulsives]

Been here for a few years, nothing rarely fazes me anymore. /shrug

[anon text]

[gyaooon]

Oh... Ok. Sometimes I wonder that if I'm taken seriously, that maybe it'll be easier to reveal myself as a guy. It'll take time though, so I'm worried that I might lose whatever manliness I have left if I keep going on like this...

[anon text]

[foolishwren]

if your bosses know about it then why did you keep pretending???

i mean if they just let you keep the job anyway...

[anon text]

[gyaooon]

Because they're the ones who told me to dress as a girl. (--;) I had to fill in for a performance where a girl was absent, and they made me an understudy by accident. It was a bit too successful, and my life was sealed.

[anon text]

[foolishwren]






wow


do you live in a sitcom

[anon text]

[gyaooon]

Sometimes I wonder that.

[anonymous text]

[darkenedgales]

you WHAT

[Don't worry, he will have some useful advice for you... maybe. After the initial shock wears off, because for the love of all the gods he's ever met, WHAT DID HE JUST READ.]

[anonymous text]

[gyaooon]

[SIGH]

See? THAT'S what I'm afraid of if I tell everyone for real. (--;)

[anonymous text]

[darkenedgales]

okay okay I overreacted. sorry.

[It's because he feels bad for you, anon! Really!]

no seriously that SUCKS

why the hell do your bosses force you to do something like THAT?

[anonymous text]

[gyaooon]

It's fine. I can't really blame you, after all.

Well, I can't go into details due to risk of being found out, but I'll be allowed to work for them as a guy if I accomplish a certain task as a girl. The job I actually wanted was essential to improving my manliness, so I'm giving it a shot. Plus, it's either this or I work for my cousin, who wants me to act as a girl forever. (;_;)