004 @ VIDEO / Action for Goldenrod City

[gyaooon]

[Hello, network. The video feed turns on to show the exhausted face of the oldest member from the 876 idol trio. Ryo sighs.]

Finally... After so many detours and roadblocks, we've finally made it to Goldenrod. I hope we can really find work here.

Anyway, I was wondering...

[The camera moves to show a Kirlia, which tilts its head with confusion.]

Why is Ralts' evolution so girly-looking?! I thought they were supposed to become cooler?! I mean, it doesn't make me like Ritsu even less, but... Man, this doesn't help my image at all...

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[video]

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry considers that and is all ready to grumpily agree but then another thought crosses his mind.]}

That...that would be the best pokemon to ever exist. Because you could eat it.

[video]

[gyaooon]

[What.]

I-I don't think you should! Plus, I'm not sure it would taste like ice cream...!

[video]

[no_ufo_ending]

Why not? I have a dinosaur that grows bananas out of his neck. They taste fine.

[video]

[gyaooon]

What if the ice cream part is part of its head?

[video]

[no_ufo_ending]

Hmm...I guess then, yeah. Yeah, that'd be bad.

Pokemon are so weird.

[video]

[gyaooon]

They really are... Speaking of which, if there aren't any animals from Earth around, where does all the meat in the PokeMart come from?

[video]

[no_ufo_ending]

Well...I do remember hearing something about people eating slowpoke tails.