004 @ VIDEO / Action for Goldenrod City

[gyaooon]

[Hello, network. The video feed turns on to show the exhausted face of the oldest member from the 876 idol trio. Ryo sighs.]

Finally... After so many detours and roadblocks, we've finally made it to Goldenrod. I hope we can really find work here.

Anyway, I was wondering...

[The camera moves to show a Kirlia, which tilts its head with confusion.]

Why is Ralts' evolution so girly-looking?! I thought they were supposed to become cooler?! I mean, it doesn't make me like Ritsu even less, but... Man, this doesn't help my image at all...

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[papshooshing]

[ Karkat is just going to FIX WITH A LOOK. then do one of those numbers where he's looking around the room. or rather, on him. after a second of awkward reaching behind his back, he produces his Joltik. ]

Size doesn't mean a goddamn thing. My flyer is either a giant bat or a bird with cotton like feathers. They can still kick ass in battle. It's better if your opponent doesn't take you seriously.

[gyaooon]

[HMMM... Though he's pretty intimidating, this guy has an interesting way of looking at it...]

It doesn't matter, huh... So, it's like a surprise tactic. I never thought of it that way.

[papshooshing]

That's just what you're going to have to do. Winning battles as you advance all of the levels means using your head.

[gyaooon]

Using my head. Got it! [Maybe. Still, this guy has loads of relevant and totally inspirational advice.] Thank you very much! I don't think this is so bad after all...

[papshooshing]

[ you poor thing. ]

That's the fucking spirit.