003 @ ANON TEXT (Backdated 9/14)

[gyaooon]

[Good day, network. Today another anonymous text is sent out, as its owner thinks that an okay birthday present would be some advice.]

Hello, everyone. Since no one can tell who is sending what, I thought it would be a good time to talk about my problem. You see, I've been pretending to be a girl, and everyone thinks I am one. Well...

I'm really a man. （ーー；）

It's becoming really hard to hide it, especially when I'm travelling with my friends. Sometimes I wonder if I should tell someone, but I don't want people to laugh at me or think I'm a pervert or something. It's not my choice! Really!!

Um, I guess I should explain why I'm pretending to be a girl, huh? Well, long story short, I accidentally got a job where I have to. No one knows besides my bosses and a family member...

Anyway, I need advice on how to hide this better! I've come too close to being found out several times... It's very stressful!

Comments

[anon text]

[impulsives]

Been here for a few years, nothing rarely fazes me anymore. /shrug

[anon text]

[gyaooon]

Oh... Ok. Sometimes I wonder that if I'm taken seriously, that maybe it'll be easier to reveal myself as a guy. It'll take time though, so I'm worried that I might lose whatever manliness I have left if I keep going on like this...

[anon text]

[impulsives]

Have more faith in yourself, and if you're still thinking that you'd lose your manliness, just go to the gym in disguise or something- a cap'd work best for those.

[anon text]

[gyaooon]

The gym...? You mean a fitness gym or a Pokemon gym? Because I'm not sure if bulking up will be a good way of maintaining my disguise...

[anon text]

[impulsives]

...I dunno, I mean, there's a lot of girls with muscles on them, and you don't look like you'll bulk up to someone with a big size.

[anon text]

[gyaooon]

Wait, how can you tell that when you haven't even seen me? (O_o)

[SUDDEN PARANOIA]

[anon text]

[impulsives]

...Huh, so I got a right guess for once. -_-;;;

[anon text]

[gyaooon]

I NEVER SAID IF YOU WERE RIGHT OR NOT! I'm asking how you could assume such a thing if there isn't any detail on how I look like?!

[anon text]

[impulsives]

Well you must look feminine enough to pass as a girl in the first place-!

[anon text]

[gyaooon]

WAY TO HIT BELOW THE BELT! (# ﾟДﾟ)