gyaooon | 003 @ ANON TEXT (Backdated 9/14)

003 @ ANON TEXT (Backdated 9/14)

[Good day, network. Today another anonymous text is sent out, as its owner thinks that an okay birthday present would be some advice.]

Hello, everyone. Since no one can tell who is sending what, I thought it would be a good time to talk about my problem. You see, I've been pretending to be a girl, and everyone thinks I am one. Well...

I'm really a man. （ーー；）

It's becoming really hard to hide it, especially when I'm travelling with my friends. Sometimes I wonder if I should tell someone, but I don't want people to laugh at me or think I'm a pervert or something. It's not my choice! Really!!

Um, I guess I should explain why I'm pretending to be a girl, huh? Well, long story short, I accidentally got a job where I have to. No one knows besides my bosses and a family member...

Anyway, I need advice on how to hide this better! I've come too close to being found out several times... It's very stressful!

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wow


do you live in a sitcom

Would you rather find someone not from your world to share your secret with?

Have more faith in yourself, and if you're still thinking that you'd lose your manliness, just go to the gym in disguise or something- a cap'd work best for those.

They really are... No matter how oblivious she is, most of the times I almost have my cover blown is because of her. (u_u);;

It's just your imagination and probably a coincidence, anon. [Never mind that this anon mentioned that they might know your identity.]

It's fine. I can't really blame you, after all.

Well, I can't go into details due to risk of being found out, but I'll be allowed to work for them as a guy if I accomplish a certain task as a girl. The job I actually wanted was essential to improving my manliness, so I'm giving it a shot. Plus, it's either this or I work for my cousin, who wants me to act as a girl forever. (;_;)

Sometimes I wonder that.

It would be nice, but I'm not sure I'll find someone like that...

The gym...? You mean a fitness gym or a Pokemon gym? Because I'm not sure if bulking up will be a good way of maintaining my disguise...

If you need someone you can be yourself around, I know I wouldn't begrudge you that.

[ It's at this point that Talim flicks the video on, smiling at the camera. ]

I may not fully understand your reasons, but I certainly won't judge you for doing what you have to do. I know it might be a little awkward, since we may not even know each other at all, but I'd keep your secret if you simply wanted someone to talk to.

Due to things like her not realizing the boundaries you want to set, right? Or going for skinship when that would just be. . . （‐ω‐；；）

I'm not so sure. . . I think it's probably for the best if I don't think about it too hard.

your cousin's an ass

[That had to be said. But where was he...?]

back to the problem, you said you were traveling with some friends, right? maybe you should tell em! if they're your friends, they should understand

[Probably. This is how bonds of friendship work, no?]

because like legit your life sounds like it needs a laugh track and a 'wa-wa' trombone

...I dunno, I mean, there's a lot of girls with muscles on them, and you don't look like you'll bulk up to someone with a big size.

[Oh... Ryo recognizes this person. The offer is tempting, but...]

Thank you, Talim-san. I don't think I'm ready to reveal myself just yet, but I'll be sure to keep that in mind.

Yes, it's probably better if you don't. For your own sanity.

Yeah, skinship is just the worse. Especially when I have to wear a swimsuit... (-A-)=3 It doesn't help that she is really fond of playing sumo too.

Don't tell her that.

She'll eat you.

[Fo' real.]

Are you sure? They're both girls, and they might get weirded out... (-A- );;

Somehow, you reaffirming it makes it hurt more.

Wait, how can you tell that when you haven't even seen me? (O_o)

[SUDDEN PARANOIA]

Um, well, I guess I could say one of them is a bit violent, but it's more because of her boundless energy...

All my co-workers are girls, though. Are you sure they won't be weirded out by it...? (-- );

...Huh, so I got a right guess for once. -_-;;;

Well maybe a little. ヾ(´･･｀｡)ノ” They'll accept you in the end though. I'm sure of it. d=(´▽｀)=b They're your friends after all!

Thank you... I'm not sure I'm ready to do that, but I think I'll have to fess up sooner or later. For my own sanity.

I NEVER SAID IF YOU WERE RIGHT OR NOT! I'm asking how you could assume such a thing if there isn't any detail on how I look like?!

haha sorry

but it's true

fine I won't

[If only because he doesn't even know who you are, much less your cousin.]

dude, are you kidding? who wouldn't be weirded out?!

[Crow you are not helping.]

but in the end, they're still your friends, so they should understand, even if it shocks em at first. after all, that's what friends are for, right?

understanding each other, not the shocking part, I mean

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